No, I don’t hate my parents—but they did name me after a 90s soap opera character, so maybe I should. I mean, they gave me life, a roof over my head, and endless unsolicited advice about how to fold towels properly, but sure, let's focus on how they thought "Trent Maximillian" was the perfect name for a newborn. Honestly, with parenting decisions like that, who needs enemies? ?